Just To Give You A Laugh!

13th March, 2007

In the late hours of yesterday, I finally checked my mails... in addition to quite a few spams and unwanted forwards, there was this one forward from a friend - it's no doubt a forward, but this particular friend of mine knows my general aversion towards forwarded chain-mails, so he makes sure that he sends only good ones across! Anyway, I found it quite funny, so I thought of sharing it here... and here I am, turning my thoughts into action!!

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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality - just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling, today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage versus Arranged Marriage।
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered!!!
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Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai? (Why does a man marry?)
Taakee wo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaaye to achchha feel kare, aur agar Nark jaaye to homely feel kare...!! (So that if he goes to Heaven after death, he feels good; and if he lands up in Hell, he feels at home...!!)
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Why do Bride & Groom exchange Varmaala (Wedding Garlands) during the wedding?
To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead!
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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it...
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!!!
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I do have a thing against marriage, but will elaborate upon that aspect later, in some other post! For now, though, I just want you to enjoy a good laugh... without any prejudice to the institution of "Marriage"!